Helter Skelter Cafe

Fast and quick service. We ordered the Southern Fried Chicken Burger and Cheeseburger Spring rolls. I preferred the burger, which was average, over the spring rolls. The spring rolls tasted like it was blended up mush and then just squished into the rolls. I felt disgusted trying to eat just half a roll. Price wise, it’s a theme park so the shocking prices were expected.

Please please please bring back your vegetarian burger! We should all be getting more sustainable, not less. As a vegetarian family it was a big disappointment to see you had stopped offering the vego burger and we took our business elsewhere.

Food was awful, probably one of the worst Southern Chicken burger i ever had, and top that with exorbitant prices and barely any other options inside Luna Park, this is deserving of the lowest rating possible.

I got the beef burger and I read the review saying it was horrible, it wasn’t so bad for carnival food… not the best but definitely not the worst. We got the cheesy fries, it was just simply normal chips (lacked salt), with normal at home grated cheese over the top melted in a microwave. Not like American style melted hot melted cheese poured over the top.

Depressingly typical overpriced junk food with little care in the quality of food and especially its preparation - yes labour and franchisee/rental costs have to be factored into in a high traffic prime location such as Luna Park, but I think any reasonable person doesn’t mind spending more as long as the quality of food is commensurate. To pay $18 for 2 small drinks and dried out lazily cooked greasy-spoon chips is an absolute disgrace. Seriously it’s not that hard to put some effort into making chips that are edible. I wish I could post a photo (which I’ve taken) but it would offend greatly so best not to!